You can Purchase a Well Written Application Essay

Application essays are a very important part of the college application process. The admissions boards of the colleges get thousands of applications every year. They are constantly looking at things like test scores, GPAs and extracurricular activities. What really makes a person stand out though is their essay.

That being said, if you really want to get into college then why would you be looking to buy an essay written by someone else? That is one of the stupidest things in the world to do and stupid people do not do well in college. If that hurt then it must have struck home.

If you cannot even do the work to get yourself into college then how in the world do you expect to make it through 4 years of college? Use your brain here…it might be hard but try to keep up.

The application essay is important yes, but it is easy compared to some of the work that will be assigned to you during the course of your college career. If you cop out on this are you going to cop out on every assignment? If you do that then why are you even going to college in the first place? College is expensive and you are throwing it away. If you are even considering doing this then you must be an idiot or maybe you were hit too hard in the head or something but one thing is certain…you obviously have a screw loose somewhere.

Get mad! I want you to get mad enough to prove me wrong and do your own application. That will show me. Well, at some point here I have to show you how to be stupid, lazy and a cheater so we may as well get to it.

1. Turn on your computer.
2. Make sure you are connected to the internet.
3. Click on the picture on the screen that shows the internet (an icon).
4. When that screen comes up go to the address bar at the top of the screen and type in the name of a search engine. Try to spell it right.
5. When the search engine page opens there will be a box in the middle of it. Click inside that box so that you can type there.
6. Start typing “college application essays”.
7. Hit the button that says “enter” on your keyboard. (Hint: it is on the right side).
8. There will be relevant results listed (that means that the results have to do with what you are looking for).
9. Click one.
10. Follow the directions that are on the page.

There, was that simple enough for you?